So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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