singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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