They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
