YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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