I want to stick my p in your. b.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
