My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm both gender and math confused
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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