butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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