i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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