A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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