i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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