ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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