Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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