i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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