RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
i've created a new STD.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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