So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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