Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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