Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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