you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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