sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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