people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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