Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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