So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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