just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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