its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Randomize
