I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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