Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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