So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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