i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just cropdusted the office
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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