you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Dicks are not precious.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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