if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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