Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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