How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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