Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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