is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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