he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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