1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
