Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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