I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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