You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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