And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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