Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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