I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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