Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Floor bacon is actually really good
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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