Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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