You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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