You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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