8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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