She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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