yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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