Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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