Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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