i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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