i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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