D3 body, D1 cock
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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