I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize
