My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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